deadjournal address

2004-07-01T01:54:51Z

Justin and Elise (or anyone else who cares for that matter), here is my deadjournal

Dan

2004-05-23T08:31:05Z

Dan is an ass. he is a pathetic human being (even more-so then me!!!) it would seem that the most power he has in his life comes from bossing people around in the back room of shop ko.
technically he has the same position as me... GM: freight... or MP (merchandise processing). he is, however, simultaneously on the verge of being fired, and in some weird position of power. his wife (they are both shop ko employees... a shop ko romance.. awwwww) is apperantly some "god-send" employee and no one wants to see her quit... she has threatened to quit, though, if Dan gets fired. dan, because of this, has just about as much power as he wants in the back room. this is bothersome because we should be equals... and he really sucks as a manager type. he is reckless, stupid, irratating... all that stuff.

a few nights ago he saw that nick was on his cell phone while he was working.
"you shouldn't do that, nick. technically i could fire you for that."
he just had to add that "technically"... that was what made it maddening.
"technically" dan can't do jack shit!
"technically" dan has as much authority to fire nick as i do.
i kept my mouth shut but next time i catch him doing something stupid i'm just ganna say "dan... you really shouldn't do that... technically i could fire you for that!"

subject

2004-04-29T11:53:09Z

1. What year was the best year of your life?
there have been many that were good so i don't know.

2. One animal or insect that Noah should have left off the ark?
how did noah carry insects on a boat anyway? did he have, like, an "insect room" or something? did they even have to be on the fuckin ark in the first place? did they fly above the ark? did he have a briefcase full of insect larva? HOW?!

3. Do you make a wish before blowing out your birthday candles?
i always say that i did afterword cause i would be crucified by everyone if i said i didn't wish for anything...

4. Do you generally open your bills on the day that you receive them?
i don't get bills, but if i did... i probably would, yeah

5. How many pillows are on your bed?
three, and at this moment laina is sleeping on all of them

6. Favorite ice cream flavor?
pepermint stick. you know what was wierd though was that ice cream with gum in it. did anyone ever have that? no? eew i hated that stuff.

7. What is the most dominate color in your wardrobe?
Yellow

8. Have you ever seen a ghost?
i watched the sixth sense when it came out...

9. Would you rather go to a carnival or circus?
carnies are creepy and always hit on the females i'm with. but the circus is silly cause it gets lamer and lamer every year cause they are running out of cool fresh stuff to do which is rediculous because it's a circus and it's not supposed to be fresh or cool so maybe they are just schlocking it up for some other reason... i don't know... i guess a carnival. i would like to have seen one of the oldschool unethical carnivals with a freakshow and all that stuff

10. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?
i don't really have full meals ever... i just have installments of meals and that holds me over until i go to perkins or denny's or get crap-sushi from sentry

11. Your favorite fictional animal?
giant squid (i haven't been updated on wheather or not that is ficticious.. i don't remember if it is or not... that could be because i haven't slept

12. Have you ever flown first-class?
i think so. one time we got bumped up maybe

13. Would you go on a reality show?
does oldschool tom green count as reality TV?

14. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic about the future?
it all depends on my mood

15. Pancakes or waffles?
French Toast

16. If you could own a home anywhere in the world, where would it be?
I think Elise is onto something with the swanky tokyo home. my japanese would have to be better though

17. Your favorite Soup of the Day?
i like most of them. i like the clam chowder that is red. that stuff is good. it's not the new england clam chowder but the other stuff

18. What site is a must see for all visitors to your city?
I'm in Madison and it would probably be State St. if people were in for a drive, the house on the rock is bizarly entertaining in that rediculously stupid kinda way

19. Can you recommend a good restaurant in your city?
Madison: Maharasha- good indien, Dotty's- great burgers, sushibox in university has good sushi and it's close, the Greenbush has great italian food

20. You go to the zoo; What is the one animal that you want to see?
the reptile house is always cool

21. Potatoes, rice, or pasta; Which is your favorite?
pasta is always a good choice

22. What is the best movie that you've seen this year?
does that mean that has come out this year or that i've seen this year? that's come out this year would be Kill Bill 2 or eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

23. One of your favorite books when you were a child?
i think i liked that narnia drivel back then

24. What in your life are you most grateful for?
Tom Green (again)

25. You are home alone and use the bathroom; do you close the door?
yeah. as all the other people have said, it's habit

26. What is your favorite small appliance?
i will be getting a fridge for my room. that will be awesome

27. Salty snacks or sweet treats?
i go back and forth

28. Are you usually a little early, a little late, or right on time?
always late... well almost always.

29. What is the most daring thing that you have ever done?
it isn't the most daring but it's my favorite: when me and joel were little we would steal porn movies from the mall video store and sell them to this one kid. that was always good

30. Have you ever met someone famous? If yes, name one.
i offered Weird Al my left hand to shake and he offered me his right at the same time. also Jimmy from MSI, Bruce Campbell, more but i can't think right now

31. What was one of your favorite games as a child?
i always loved Duke Nukem. though i wasn't allowed to play it

32. At what age have you looked your best?
senior year in highschool when i had pink hair.

33. One person that never fails to make you laugh?
blah. almost all of my friends never fail to make me laugh

34. What was the first music that you ever bought?
besides wierd al? (JON! i know that was yours!)
Ace of Base i believe

35. If you could change one thing about your family life when you were a child, what would it be?
i would have said my parents being too overprotective, but as i think about that it really did give me a taste for the tasteless and obscene.

36. What is the one thing that you cook that always receives compliments?
kool-ade

37. From what news source do you receive the bulk of your news?
Bloody-disgusting.com, my parents, people at work, laina

38. In the last calendar year, how many people have you told that you love them?
none besides laina acutally

39. Who received your first kiss? who knows

40. The single most important quality in a mate?
i was ganna say "gargantuan boobs" but that seems a little sophmoric even for me, so i'll have to go with understanding and a good sense of humor

41. What do you value most in a relationship?
gargantuan boobs

42. Do you believe that you have a soul mate? If yes, have you already met?
i'm with jon on the whole soul mate issue. it is very silly

43. Do you consider yourself well organized?
i could be if i was less lazy

44. On average, how many times a day do you look at yourself in the mirror?
now and then.

45. Did you ever make a prank phone call?
yeah. i know i made lots with joel and jon said he probably made some with me so probably with jon as well

46. What one quality do you seek in a friend?
someone who can make me laugh and someone who i relate to

47. Have you ever killed an animal?
probably at some point

48. When you were twelve years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?
a dinosaur probably

49. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Not at all

50. What would you like to accomplish with the remaining years of your life?
something. i'm still working on what

Idea

2004-04-26T06:08:08Z

alright, because i use my deadjournal for whiney venting and all that jazz, i will update this journal with keep-in-touch-with-people kind of entries and i will reserve the other one for bitching and whineing. that way you wont have to deal with it and i can keep some sort of wall between the two aspects of myself that i'd prefer to keep seporated.
so if you want to continue to hear me be a whiney, nihilistic, arrogant asshole... stick with the Dead Journal. otherwise, i'll be writing here.

EVERYBODY

2004-04-15T07:35:13Z

"some may think that when i touch you its just sexual... but its really may hands holding my soul and rubbing it all over you like lotion..."

check out this kid's journal. his girlfriend has stated that she will kill anyone who hits on him so i figured i'd better do it. i think anyone who reads this should go ahead and do that as well because the journal is responsible for the quote above... and of coure this little gem:

"my principal is faggot.... all day i will be in a bad mad and im gonna yell at everyone i come in contact with and my girl friend will probably get mad."

outsider

2004-04-15T06:43:31Z

i figure i should have at least one entry in this so here it is.
i got this account only so i could comment in and watchs other peoples journals without having to bookmark all of them (ah... so lazy) so i probably will never update this. for that you have to venture over to my Dead Journal and check that out. peace out.

Sam